D15 Motorcycles, Unit 6, Primeside Park, Dublin.15. Serving Blanchardstown & Finglas

 SHE'S BACK !

Courtesy of Brom

Jasus, it's great to work for such kind and considerate folk. Anyway, so here I be, for better or worse. So, what's new ? Not a lot. So, I don't have a lot new to say. Maybe I'll recycle some of the old Rant & Raves for those of you who may not have read them before. 

My creativity (like everything else ) seems to be failing with age. Or maybe it's just that if I could care less, I would. Or maybe it's just that there is so much to comment on, I'm confused.com. But, then, I'm always confused these days. 

Well, wot de ya tink ? Here I is, at 102 yeers auld an im on de web an facebuk and tweetter an utube an storyful. Who sed u cudnt teech a aul dog new triks ? 

Me missus sed dat Im mad, putin stuf up for al de wurld to sea. I tol her dat she was just a ticknofobe an just dint under stan. I tole her dat she lifed in de 19 sentry wen dere wer no tings lik commuters an mobilfones an such. I sed dat u can harley turn de tely on nefer mine a commuter. I bauth her a washin mashine one yeer an its nefer bin turnd on. De sily kow stil uses  a washbored.

Soes, dere yee  ar. If i culd ony git dis spelcheker ting too wurk.

 A Day in the Life….

So what if you are one of the few 60 year olds that can't drive a mo-mo. Neither can I. I can drive everything else - forklift, dumper, JCB, motorbikes, horse, donkey, camel, etc.
Like so many people, I got fed up with the poxy weather and being lashed out of it on the bike. So, I decided to try out the four wheel option. So, I took out the machine. Now, although I would not be a fan of 4-wheels, I have to admit that this machine was a beauty. Toyota, gas conversion, cd player, reclining seat, air conditioning,  deresticted, spots, air horn, even had a flashing light. Man, it had it all.
So, there I was, barrelling down the M50 at about 35 mph ( That's another thing. What are all these complaints about the M50 being a car park and other drivers being selfish and stupid and everything? I though it was great. Lots of traffic, yes but everyone got out of my way. Even the truckers. Really nice people )
Of course, I knew it could'nt last. The inevitable happened. I was pulled over by a guard.
" Ig " says he " Have you a licence to drive that yoke ? "
" No, John " says I.
" Well, Ig " says he " You really should'nt be driving that fork truck on the M50 without one. But as I know you so well, I'll let you off this time. In the meantime, you might be able to give me a wee hand. There's a bit of a pile-up back down the way and I wonder could you give us a hand to clear the wrecks off to the side ? It's just that there have been a lot of complaints recently about how long it takes to re-open the M50 after an incident. I really don't know why people object to getting free parking for two days but, sure, there you go ."
" No problem " says I but really I was a bit pissed 'cos I was in a hurry to get to Xtreme 45 so they could stick the forks up on the dyno.
And " HOW I CLEARED A 23 VEHICLE PILE UP ON THE M50 IN 20 MINUTES " is a story for another day.
Needless to say, I did'nt bother me hole taking the Toyota out again.

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